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the monkeys stand for honesty
giraffes are insincere
and the elephants are kindly, but they're dumb
orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages
and the zookeeper is very fond of rum
zebras are reactionaries
antelopes are missionaries
pigeons flock to secrecy
and hamsters turn on frequently

what a gas

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http://www.disinfo.com/2011/01/usda-admits-to-causing-mass-bird-death-with-poison/

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pasta, marinara meat sauce, parmesan, cheapboxredwine. dinner.