Too Old

[a_muse_d]

http://www.thisismyjam.com/wuweibaby/_33ny639

another original of mine, done at centaurpallooza last July


Too Old

(I'm too old)
I feel stupid when I flirt
(I'm too old)
To wear those little skirts
(I'm too old)
To rock and roll you in the dirt

I'm too old

(I'm too old)
I don't want to tie the knot
(I'm too old)
To be thinking about your cock
(I'm too old)
Fantasize about your twat

I'm too old


"You had your shot, now go away.
Why don't you go and watch Matlock or something, you've got nothing to say.
We're sick of all you 'boomers, anyway.
Hey hey hey."


(I'm too old)
To be part of any scene.
(I'm too old)
To be creaming in my jeans
(I'm too old)
For just about anything.

I'm too old